bless you Joel Heyman
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
OKAY BUT MY COMPUTER PROF GAVE US THIS DOCUMENTARY TO WATCH ABOUT THE COMPUTER AND IT WAS MADE IN 1992 AND THERE’S THIS SECTION ABOUT A REALLY OLD CHATROOM TYPE PLACE CALLED “SENIORNET” AND IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE TALKING ON THE LIKE BRAND SPANKING NEW INTERNET
SENIORS HAD ONE OF THE FIRST CHATROOMS I’M GOING TO CRY
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS